[Verse 1] When Jason was at the table I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? Because, he was totally texting me all night last night And I don’t know if it’s a booty call or not So… like what do you think? Did you think that girl was pretty? How did that girl even get in here? Did you see her? She’s so short, and that dress is so tacky Who wears Cheetah? It’s not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing “Summertime Sadness”? After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one But first, let me take a selfie
[Drop 1] Let me take a selfie
[Verse 2] Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don’t know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia I wanna look tan What should my caption be? I want it to be clever How about “Living with my bitches, #LIVE”? I only got ten likes in the last five minutes Do you think I should take it down? Let me take another selfie
[Drop 2] Selfie, selfie, let me take a selfie
[Verse 3] Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie What a creep! Is that guy sleeping over there? Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on That’s so ratchet That girl is such a fake model She definitely bought all her Instagram followers Who goes out on Mondays? Okay, let’s go take some shots Oh no, ugh, I feel like I’m gonna throw up Oh wait, never mind, I’m fine Let’s go dance There’s no vodka at this table Do you know anyone else here? Oh my God, Jason just texted me Should I go home with him? I guess I took a good selfie Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie Sel-, sel-, sel-, sel-, sel-, sel-, sel-, sel-
[Drop 3] Let me take a selfie Let me take a selfie Let me take a selfie
