[Verse 1] Once upon a time in a land far away There lived a little boy and he drank all day Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay Emptied all the bottles ’til the pain went away
[Pre-Chorus] Whiskey was his friend, he didn’t have another Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover (yup) Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom (yup)
[Chorus] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip And I trip, and I trip, and I trip And I’m like… when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch Counterfeit, hypocrite, holy shit
[Verse 2] Once upon a time in a land far away There lived a little boy and he cried all day Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid Downed another bottle ’til the pain went away
[Pre-Chorus] Whiskey was his friend, he didn’t have another Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover (yup) Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom (yup)
[Chorus] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip And I trip, and I trip, and I trip And I’m like… when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch Counterfeit, hypocrite, holy shit Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip And I trip, and I trip, and I trip And I’m like… when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch Counterfeit, hypocrite, holy shit
[Bridge] Everybody gets high All I ever get is high Everybody gets high All I ever get is high Everybody gets high All I ever get is high Everybody gets high All I ever get is high (Yup)
[Chorus] Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip And I trip, and I trip, and I trip And I’m like… when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch Counterfeit, hypocrite holy shit
[Bridge] Everybody gets high All I ever get is high Everybody gets high All I ever get is high Everybody gets high All I ever get is high Everybody gets high All I ever get is high
